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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:24
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Stunning Space Film Premieres June 9 at Natural History’s Planetarium - West Side Rag
No way
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Aut explicabo sapiente quis consequuntur fuga consectetur fugit.
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nintendo Switch 2: the Digital Foundry hardware review - Eurogamer
Still no good
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Xbox Game Pass adds The Alters today - TrueAchievements
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Colorado has now recorded 10 measles cases this year as airport outbreak grows - GazetteXtra
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Jaw-Dropping Explosions on The Sun Captured in First NASA PUNCH Images - ScienceAlert
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.